May 17, 2012

“I Stand With Walker” Demonstration Kit

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This kit has everything you need to show your support for the worst governor the State of Wisconsin has ever seen.


In this kit you get:

The sign…so you can let the world know that if standing with Scott Walker makes you an idiot, then you’re an idiot!





…but wait there’s more…


When you’re all together you can show your unity with this t-shirt:



 
 
 
…butt weight, there’s more…


By wearing these “Focus Control Aids” you’re letting those librils know loud and clear that you’re not going to let them mess with your commitment with their silly “facts” and “reason”:


 
 
 

…and they’re stylish too…




Butt wheat there's mur:

You can build up quite a thirst proving to the world that you’re an idiot, so your refreshment better honor that same tradition.

So for everyone who “Stands With Walker”, you’ll receive this refreshment gift set:
 




One sip of either one of these delicious extracts will take all your troubles away. Now with Wiped-Clean® memory cleanser and Thought-Be-Gone® mind stabilizer you will enter a world of someone else’s wants and desires, no longer worried about providing a decent life for your family and yourself. You can finally dedicate your life totally to swine.

Not only a great pick me out up while demonstrating but mandatory as well.

So get your “I Stand With Walker” demonstration kit today and let the world know who you really are!